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Created on 2005-01-24 06:42:52 (#5878634), last updated 2006-03-14
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Basic Info| Name: | ~*.:RaChEl:.*~ |
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| Birthdate: | 12-09 |
| Location: | Michigan, United States |
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~*~Have A Nice DAY~*~
*~.:Love changes everything:.~*
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~ ♥ Rachel & Erik ♥ ~
* I Love *U* & only *U* *
~*~ Its True Love At Its Greatest &
I will ♥ You Forever ~*~
.:*.:~TiLl DeAtH dO uS pArT~:.*:.
.:*~*01/12/2003*~*:.
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Maryland
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My Own Grandpa
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This
widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother, for she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matters worse, although it brought me joy, I
soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad. And so
became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter who, of course, was my
step-mother. Father's wife then had a son, who kept them on
the run.
And he became my grandson, for he was my daughter's son. My
wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue. Because,
although she is my wife, she's my grandma too. If my wife is
my grandmother, then I am her grandchild. And every time I
think of it, It simply drives me wild. For now I have become
the strangest case you ever saw. As the husband of my
grandmother, I am my own grandpa.
Credit to http://www.countryhumor.com/redneck/owngrandpa.htm
one of the best redneck things ever!!! enjoy
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